Very Mediocre Dreams I've decided to record down onto my digital Dream Journal. There very mediocre and broing though be warned.
Entry no. 4
Me and Jimmy Kimmel in the boxing ring.
For some reason the whole school is there including my Careers Teacher for a field trip, also my family is there cheering for Jimmy because they don't like me.
I throw the first punch but he isn't fazed and crushes my head like an empty soda can and I die and everyone celebrates.
The End.
Entry no. 3
I come home from a long stressful day of school and my mom tells me I'm getting euthanized.
Entry no. 2
Me and my family were in Germany for 4 days, except I was having a miserable time.
The airport we arrived in was also some large hotel and mall at the same time for some reason and I guess my reatives came as well and I just decided to dip because I didn't wanna deal with them.
All the people there looked normal except they were speaking some evil screwed up version of German because it barely sounded like the same language, the only person I could understand was this one store clerk who just spoke English instead and was dressed like a Hot Topic employee.
The store I was at was dark blue and purple and the floor was made of black carpet that kept morphing into different patterns every few seconds. The layout of the store was an absolute nightmare in of itself 'cause you had to sometimes climb over the bins and shelves and there was barely any space at all. I swear the giant exits i saw when walking in had morphed into more wall, the front counter also kept rotating every time I blinked.
I was trying to buy this shiny, metallic, purple harmonica that was in Canadian currency (for some reason) for 5.49. When I was trying to pay I couldn't find my money; I don't have a wallet in real life and neither did I in this dream, I normally just stuff all my money into one pocket along with my keys and bottlecaps. I ended up pulling out ancient debris from my pocket that emmited some sorta brown ancient smoke from it except it kept crumbling in my hand like an old cookie or whatever, the employee got mad at me for getting crumbs in the carpet and I got kicked out.
I went to my mom 'cause I was sad and she told me my sister got stuck in a floating electric cube, so she couldn't help me out. My uncle started yelling at me and said I "lost the game" and he kept yelling that phrase at me, but I have no clue what it meant. I got tired of all this and ended up falling asleep on the sofa while my family and other random civilians were yelling at eachother on how to get my sister out of the cube.
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I don't know how much time had passed but I was now by a specific cornerstore back in Canada from real life except everything was purple and foggy and there was a bunch of purple sand as well and there were no people in sight...except for this one German woman.
She told me to sign her yearbook and I did so because I got scared. For the next hour we had a rap battle except she disappeared and all I could hear was her voice. I got really unreasonably upset at one line she spat at me even though she was speaking that evil version of German that shouldn't have been able to understand. The continuity of this dream/nightmare was weird.
This is what it kinda looked like from my POV.
At some point I woke up and I was on the living room couch. I fell asleep watching House md and I kinda forgot about everything that happened prior.
Entry no. 1
I had a really bad nightmare last night where I was at a train station in Newfoundland. My parents weren't with me because they hate me and my sister was trapped in North Korea because I ratted her out to the Canadian government that she was a North Korean spy.
It was really foggy and cold and everyone around me was dressed like a poor victorian citizen and everyone looked depressed as hell heck.
All of a sudden this little kid pushes me onto the train tracks and me weiner gets run over by the train and I screamed like a little bitch and it was really embarassing. I woke up and had to go to the bathroom to check if it really did get run over.
The End.